platos-tripartite

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka
omalliecat
omalliecat:

Tagged by wannabedollface
1. O’Malley,Pants, Android2. Hazel greenish3. light brown4. Last night I played Civilization V from 8:00pm until 7:00am, and I had class at 9:305. Purple6. Seattle Washington or NYC7. Elon Musk8. Humans are cool, but dogs are cooler. Also cats…. and sloths9. At the moment I’m really liking:
Miasma Sky - Baths
Someone New - BANKS
Happy Idiot - TV on the Radio
1901 - Phoenix
Guillotine - Death Grips
10. 1984 or The Road
I tag: neilnevins bring-me-my-omalliecat bringmemydeadomalliecat notmikeyerg new-york-i-love-you teenagebummer lustyscripps finn-the-hat

Kindly go fuck your self kind gentleman.Seriously though, I guess I’ll do it to humor you.1) Tobi. Its one long ass story, most people who called me that also don’t any more. Its usually darebear, or darien. I don’t do nicknames.2) hazel and green or steel grey and blue. Fucked up eyes can’t decided between the two. Usually the grey and blue one.3) dirty blond.4) I have a crippling fear of failure.5) Intense green. Like a pure green, or lava lamp green. Its calming. Sue me.6) Shit, I guess any where I’m just hanging with my buddy Jake. Dudes my life long friend. But if I have to be specific, I’d have to say my memories. I find solace in the past.7) Nikki Sixx. No contest.8) My cat Matt, or Blackie chan.9) Right now, I’m really digging Thorn mail by Pentakill, and a whole slew of Three Inches of Blood songs.10) The Crow by James O Barr. Its a graphic novel. I have the special edition. Its also my favorite movie series. And the first one with Brandon Lee is my favorite movie of all time.I don’t have 20 people to tag, so I’ll tag just a few. @lowly-stars, @platos-tripartite, @misaki-dreams. Tee Hee.

omalliecat:

Tagged by wannabedollface

1. O’Malley,Pants, Android
2. Hazel greenish
3. light brown
4. Last night I played Civilization V from 8:00pm until 7:00am, and I had class at 9:30
5. Purple
6. Seattle Washington or NYC
7. Elon Musk
8. Humans are cool, but dogs are cooler. Also cats…. and sloths
9. At the moment I’m really liking:

  • Miasma Sky - Baths
  • Someone New - BANKS
  • Happy Idiot - TV on the Radio
  • 1901 - Phoenix
  • Guillotine - Death Grips

10. 1984 or The Road

I tag: neilnevins bring-me-my-omalliecat bringmemydeadomalliecat notmikeyerg new-york-i-love-you teenagebummer lustyscripps finn-the-hat

Kindly go fuck your self kind gentleman.

Seriously though, I guess I’ll do it to humor you.

1) Tobi. Its one long ass story, most people who called me that also don’t any more. Its usually darebear, or darien. I don’t do nicknames.

2) hazel and green or steel grey and blue. Fucked up eyes can’t decided between the two. Usually the grey and blue one.

3) dirty blond.

4) I have a crippling fear of failure.

5) Intense green. Like a pure green, or lava lamp green. Its calming. Sue me.

6) Shit, I guess any where I’m just hanging with my buddy Jake. Dudes my life long friend. But if I have to be specific, I’d have to say my memories. I find solace in the past.

7) Nikki Sixx. No contest.

8) My cat Matt, or Blackie chan.

9) Right now, I’m really digging Thorn mail by Pentakill, and a whole slew of Three Inches of Blood songs.

10) The Crow by James O Barr. Its a graphic novel. I have the special edition. Its also my favorite movie series. And the first one with Brandon Lee is my favorite movie of all time.

I don’t have 20 people to tag, so I’ll tag just a few. @lowly-stars, @platos-tripartite, @misaki-dreams.

Tee Hee.

parkingstrange
zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

kixxinq
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

image

So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

image

Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one